You might think that The Real Housewives of Orange County is a frivolous show, a time-waster, just another reason to move to Portland, but there are some perfectly solid reason to tune-in to those housewives on Bravo, Nov. 5th. In past episodes they have proven to be helpful, insightful, and entertaining, but possibly not in the way they intended.
Here are some surprising reason to watch The Real Housewives of O.C.
1. For Parenting Advice: Here's how you can gain parenting guidance from the gals on RHOO--do exactly the opposite of what they do. If they have a suggestion on parenting take it, but just flip in around. You'll be golden.
2. For An Ego Boost: There is nothing that makes me feel like a better mom (or person) than a dose of RHOO. The phrase "I'm not THAT bad" runs repeated through my head while watching, like some kind of self-affirmation conveyer belt. They're like the Tony Robbins of Bravo.
3. For The Suspense: Heels, alcohol, and poor judgement make it a better suspense show than CSI--someone, at some point is going down: Literally or figuratively.
4. Etiquette, style and decorum lessons: Jo from Season 1 says to her friend while getting ready to go out: Yeah, don't show your butt, it will be classier like that. Or when Vicki says this about tattoos in during Season 4: It's inappropriate to put that stuff (but she didn't say stuff) on your body. Because no one rocks the natural, no-alterations needed-look like Vicki.
5. Finding new ways of looking at the world: Lauri says in an interview on the show in Season 3: My life has turned around 360 degrees. Referring to how she used to be flat broke and single and now married and loaded, you might think she meant 180 degrees, as in it's totally different than before. But no, she means life is a circle. It's the circle of life.
You see, these gals are actually brilliant social commentators, week after week pointing out the irony and satire of modern life. Right? I mean, it's educational.
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Read my "The (more) Real(istic) Housewives of Orange County" post.
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You are so right! Good. Now that explains why I watch the show! (I don't need to hide it anymore...)
Posted by: Katie - OCMomActivities | October 16, 2009 at 09:56 AM
You can also learn how to dress from these women. If you're out shopping and are considering purchasing an item of clothing, ask yourself, "Would any of the RHOO wear this?" If the answer is 'yes' or even 'maybe' hang it back up and leave the store. These ladies ooze cougarificness.
Posted by: Andrea | October 16, 2009 at 10:02 AM
That's hilarious. And how true!
Posted by: Gabrielle Valentine | October 16, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Hahahaha! I'm addicted to this show, well really to all the RHO shows. I love the idea of flipping around the parenting advise. Oh this list is too funny. Thanks for always making me laugh.
Posted by: Aracely-Daytrippingmom | October 16, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Ok I love you! you hit the nail on the head with this post.
I hope your readers check out my RHOOC close encounter..
http://afahrneylovestory.blogspot.com/2009/08/real-housewives-of-orange-county.html
Posted by: Samantha | October 16, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Bwahaha! Yes, the circle of life.
Posted by: Dandy | October 16, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Seriously funny! And great advice. It's kind of like What Not to Wear. Watch the Real Housewives of OC to learn what not to wear, how not to behave and how not to raise your children. They should market the show like that.
Posted by: Elaina | October 16, 2009 at 11:23 AM
My stomach usually turns around 360 degrees when I watch that show. Yet, I can't seem to look away...:/
Posted by: Big Hair Envy | October 16, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Oh you are one true fan!
Posted by: noe noe girl | October 16, 2009 at 04:39 PM
I've never seen the show, but I think of you every time I hear the title!
Posted by: Miss Cellania | October 16, 2009 at 06:40 PM
You put way too much effort into that post, Suz. Are you sure you're not a fan?? '~)
The only Real Housewife I've ever seen was on Bonnie Hunt. She was one of the Real Atlanta housewives and she took part in a quiz. Didn't know a thing. It was mesmerizing.
Posted by: Paula | October 16, 2009 at 06:44 PM
SSG finds herself unable to hear what they say, she's too busy watching how NONE of their foreheads move.
Posted by: Serendipitous Girl | October 17, 2009 at 11:13 AM
you may have a point here... still, those people SCARE me! ;)
Posted by: laura | October 19, 2009 at 09:59 AM
Rh-hrr, the snark comes out. LOL. A friend of mine is acting as a real estate agent of Tamra's this season, so I gotta watch (like I needed the excuse). He is the best, and says it's gonna be a trainwreck. Deb
Posted by: Peace Love and Momminess | October 19, 2009 at 10:00 AM