1. Don't get into my purse.
2. I can't hear you when you whine.
3. Can you try to focus?
4. Don't take more than you need.
5. Do I look like an ATM to you?
6. If you ask me one more time I'm going to say, "no."
7. Sometimes saying sorry isn't enough.
8. Just because all the other kids are doing it doesn't make it right...(for you, the very people who caused the need for a bailout, to take millions of dollars in bounuses paid for with taxpayers' money).
9. It's your mess, you need to clean it up.
10. Take the belt off your jeans before you put them in the hamper
(I just really hate that).
Moms can solve most anything. I think you ought to call a meeting. Debbie
Posted by: Peace Love and Momminess | March 19, 2009 at 11:37 PM
Oh HELL yeah -- I'm Stumbling this. WELL PLAYED, SUZ!! May I add "don't forget to wipe" and "get your finger out of your nose"? I'm not sure I need to, but it sure felt good.
Posted by: foolery | March 20, 2009 at 12:09 AM
Ain't that the sorry truth?
Posted by: Mental P Mama | March 20, 2009 at 05:32 AM
I'll pay for your flight to Washington.
Posted by: LuckyMe | March 20, 2009 at 06:05 AM
I think you should forward this on to Washington. I am sure in your many contacts you have Obama's email right????
Posted by: Kelly George | March 20, 2009 at 06:49 AM
The whole thing is completely mind-boggling.
Posted by: Susan M | March 20, 2009 at 07:56 AM
This is great! Great, great, great!! It's maddening, isn't it? The belt in the jeans and all of that freakin' money going to those people.
Posted by: fancy feet | March 20, 2009 at 09:36 AM
Love this!! LOL!! As a former AIG employee I couldn't agree more. My hubby still works for them but I can assure that the real hardoworking talent in the divisions that actually make money aren't getting one penny of a bonus. Only the talented people at the financial services get our hard earned money. What a joke!!
Posted by: Daytrippingmom | March 20, 2009 at 09:50 AM
I just read my comment - I guess I forgot to spell this morning- LOL!!
Posted by: Daytrippingmom | March 20, 2009 at 09:53 AM
Oops did I delete my comments? LOl- Sorry did not mean to go on my soapbox but I can't tell you how much I agree with this cartoon!!
Posted by: Daytrippingmom | March 20, 2009 at 09:57 AM
So true! There seems to be a missing link between performance and pay...in both the public and private sectors. AIG's issues is just more scandalous for obvious reasons. The CEO should have known better.
Posted by: Stacy | March 20, 2009 at 10:37 AM
You can add: Get out of the cookie jar!
Posted by: Martha | March 20, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Very clever. It is very simple a child should understand it!
Posted by: Nat | March 20, 2009 at 04:27 PM
Brilliant because it's simple. Sometimes I think corporate America is playing Calvin Ball --http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes#Calvinball
Posted by: MomZombie | March 20, 2009 at 08:33 PM
Too funny, and too true!
Posted by: Cactus Petunia | March 20, 2009 at 11:46 PM
lol One of the best lists I've ever read! Keep em coming!!
Posted by: Byrningbunny | March 21, 2009 at 01:38 AM
You are so smart. Love it!!!!
Posted by: busy bee suz | March 21, 2009 at 06:06 AM
Keep this saved somewhere. You might need it again. Just change the name of the company.
Posted by: chrome3d | March 21, 2009 at 07:03 AM
Talk about hitting the nail on the head. Such a clever woman you are, Suz!
Posted by: Jaime | March 22, 2009 at 09:35 AM
This is great, I printed this out an put it on my bulletin board at my desk.
Posted by: Cara | March 23, 2009 at 07:04 AM
S - E - R - I - O - U - S - L - Y. Who ARE these people and where did they come from?
Then take that belt and whip 'em with it!!! (AIG, not your kids!)
Posted by: LMN | March 23, 2009 at 08:12 AM
AMEN sister! :D
Posted by: Maria | March 29, 2009 at 07:58 AM