1) Your children, who are now fully-grown, cut you off in the parking lot with the Escalades they bought with their inheritance.
2) You unknowingly complement your husband's new wife on her shoes.
3) Reading your eulogy, your brother keeps referring to you crossly as his "late, very, very late, beloved sister."
4) The pew you are sitting in is dedicated "in memory of" you.
5) When you go to sign your guest book, your fingers shatter into a million pieces.
Happy Halloween!
You seem so sweet, but this proves you are truly demented deep inside. Which is awesome! Happy halloween.
Posted by: Doug L. | October 31, 2008 at 08:02 AM
Happy Halloween! I want to fly out to CA and roller skate with you. TODAY!
Posted by: Big Hair Envy | October 31, 2008 at 08:21 AM
Very cute and a bit creepy. I like!!!
Posted by: Suz | October 31, 2008 at 08:50 AM
You've got something seriously wrong with you. Really really WRONG! Keep up the good, I mean bad, work.
Posted by: Nat | October 31, 2008 at 09:25 AM
I can really, really relate to that !!! Toooo funny :-)
Posted by: karen | October 31, 2008 at 11:50 AM
That might be a little too true for some people I know....
Posted by: Mental P Mama | October 31, 2008 at 01:49 PM
How does a finger shatter to millions of pieces. I´m left to imagine what that is.
Posted by: chrome3d | October 31, 2008 at 09:40 PM
This was linked all through Twitter today. Very good. Hope you had a good halloween and weren't late once. hahahahaha
Posted by: Grant Forest | October 31, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Awesome!
Posted by: fancy feet | November 01, 2008 at 10:01 PM
heh. love it!
Posted by: wrekehavoc | November 02, 2008 at 08:07 AM