Hypochondriacs' Twitter chain
***Hint, must read from bottom up--just like catching up on Twitter***
fatalthinker@drwonttakemycalls: OMG! I hear that!! but only slightly...have something terribly wrong with right ear. about 1 minute ago from web
drwonttakemycall: Should have gone to nursing school, to be surrounded by babes who can diagnose, surely worth risk of poking self with contaminated needle. about 2 minutes ago from web
fatalthinker: Grey's Anatamoy on later *) about 30 minutes ago from web
cantbreathe: Grey's Anatomy rules!!!!!!!!!!! Bye!!!!!about 30 minutes ago from web
openwideandsayahhh: Yay! Grey's Anatomy is on!! Awesome! about 31 minutes ago from web
drwonttakemycalls@cantbreathe: Can I have your doctor's name and number? about 3 hours ago from web
cantbreathe@openwideandsayahh: I love my doctor, he is a friggin' genius!! about 3 hours ago from web
openwideandsayah: At doctor's office right now. Sure he is mocking me. Keeps saying, "would you like me to write that down?" code for you're an idiot.GRrRRrrrr about 3 hours ago from tx
drwonttakemycalls@cantbreathe: Don't Google symps! The vortex of WebMD is written by cunning charlatan who spin a web of possibilities which will entrap your mind for days! about 5 hours ago from web
openwideandsayahh@cantbreathe: DON"T GOOGLE! GOOGLE BAD/EVIL/LIAR. about 5 hours ago from tx
fatalthinker@cantbreathe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't google. about 5 hours ago from web
cantbreathe@doctorwonttakemycalls: now that you mention it--YES!!!! Maybe I should google my symptoms...about 5 hours ago from the web
drwonttakemycalls@cantbreathe: do your kneecaps feel too wiggly? what about skin? Too pinkish? about 5 hours ago from the web
openwideandsayahh: Might go to emergency room--eyelashes keep sticking together!!! about 5 hours ago from the web
fatalthinker@cantbreathe: totally had that last month. Feel like it's coming back now that you mention. about 6 hours ago from the web
cantbreathe: I think I am coming down with something really bad this time/tounge tingling/fingernails weak/blinking very slowly! about 6 hours ago from the web
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Too funny. Written like a true hypochondriac. You've convinced me I have to twitter!!
Posted by: daytrippingmom | April 25, 2008 at 06:48 AM
Funny. I don't know about Twitter. But still funny.
Nat
Posted by: Nat | April 25, 2008 at 04:50 PM
Ha ha ha, just yesterday our GirlFriday helped me through a skin rash problem via Twitter, then we both posted about papercuts. You're seriously on to something!
Posted by: Nik | April 25, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Nik-- because I am a very mild (very) hypochondriac, I know of what I speak...and Twitter, I'm all over that too!
Yes, saw the paper cut chain...almost as riveting as our Grease 2 chain! Get little jealous when you two chatter without me, but I would have had to inflict or fabricate a cut in order to join in, drat.
Posted by: Suzanne Broughton | April 25, 2008 at 10:58 PM