I don't know, maybe it's just me, but Labor & Delivery sounds more like the back entrance to Macy's then the place where you go to have the most profound and meaningful event of your life. So, I wrote this, inspired by my visit today to see little 'enry.
Pace & Push
Shock & Awe
Take Off & Landing
Come In Your Maternity Jeans & Leave In Your Maternity Jeans
Curses & Nurses
Pride & Disprejudice
End Of One Thing & Beginning Of Another