Ten Ways I Wish Some 70's TV Shows Were Different

Ways I wish 70's TV shows were different

1) I wish, just once, the cone of silence would have worked.

2) I wish Mary Tyler Moore didn't wear so much concealer.

3) I wish Mrs. Kravitz would have stopped being such a butinsky and paid more attention to her dying marriage.

4) I wish "Half Pint" would have pulled Nellie's stupid braids out of her stuck-up head.

5) I wish Donny were a little bit sarcastic and Marie were a little Goth.

6) I wish the Flying Nun would have used her special skill to do some good in the world, like work for the Coast Guard or something.

7) I wish Laverne wouldn't have put her glove on that beer bottle. It always worried me that it would get stuck in the equipment and hurt someone.

8) I wish Richard Dawson wouldn't have found family dysfunction so amusing.

9) I wish Berretta's bird's name was Magnum, instead of Fred, and he had a dog named Revolver, I think that would have been clever.

10) I wish the Hardy Boys didn't have such a sexually suggestive last name which prompted endless teasing from my brothers.